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Some arcade games don't die, they're re-incarnated as...

Bad Conversions From Hell!!


    What exactly IS a bad conversion from hell?! ANY conversion of a classic arcade game from the original to another game. That's right, ALL conversions are BAD conversions, including the Pac-Man to Twin Eagle to Super Spacefortress Macross I have in my garage. I would like you to vote for the pictures below, tell me what YOU think is the worst conversion! When you're done with this section, be sure to browse through the Auction Pictures and Results section of the site and try to find other games we've missed placing below. there's more than likely some in there that I wouldn't catch unless I happened to own one.  Afterwards, send me an e-mail, arcade@madocowain.com and let me know what you have found, and where!

    Contestant #1: Super Dodge Ball/Reactor. This is a very rare classic vector game. You can see it here, a shadow of it's former self, disguised as a non-working Super Dodge-Ball. As usual, click on the picture to see a larger image.
 
 






   Contestant #2:  From a previous auction comes another contender: Golden Axe in a Super-Pac cabinet. As Sara from New York commented:

          i mean that's a really nasty paint job on the
          golden axe, and the super pac cab ... looks so much nicer.. (i
          like the colors of the super pac cab, and painting them like that is
          just plain ugly!)

    Contestants #3 and #4:  Arkanoid/Mouse Trap, and Ameri Darts/???. Kyle S. brings this contestant to my attention:

This is an Exidy Mousetrap cabinet, easily identifiable by the four doors on the front of
  the  cab. It's particularly strange when a game that began its life with a
  horizontally oriented monitor gets outfitted with a vertical monitor kit,
  and they have to remount the monitor. All the time, you'll see vertical
  monitored cabinets turned horizontal, but rarely the other way around.

A close second is the Ameri Darts in the same picture. It's in a Pacman
  or Galaxian style cab, but the sides of the cab have been cut into the
  normal shape. See the picture directly above, and look to the extreme right
  (by the cabaret Pac) to see what I mean. I've seen a handful of these cabinet
  re-shapings before, and I have no idea why operators did this. Unless,
  perhaps there really WAS a Midway machine that shaped that way,
  but it tanked horribly, and this a conversion of that flop game...






    Contestant #5: Mr. Do/Targ. Also submitted by Kyle S., who points out the problems with the Mr. Do cocktail below:






    Contestant #6: Road Riot/Astron Belt






    Contestant #7: Birdie King/???? Kyle S. asks:

What the HELL is that Birdie King 2 in the mystery cabinet in the 5th
  picture down? I've even seen this one (or one exactly like it) on Ebay
  before. The recessed marquee and the shape of the top of the cabinet
  is exactly like Atari's Liberator, and the "wedge" shape cut into the sides,
  coupled with the control panel and how the monitor is mounted looks
  similar to a Xevious. I dunno what the hell it was. Perhaps this was some test
  market proto machine that got converted.






    Contestant #8: Wrestlefest/Space Duel(?). Kyle pointed this one out to me, and I believe it to be a Space Duel. Definitely an Atari cab though. Any guesses?






    Contestant #9: Arkanoid/Satan's Hollow






    Contestant #10: American Horseshoes/Q-Bert *sniff*






    Contestant #11: Pac-Land/Pot of Gold/Kaos. This one definitely got around! We were totally stumped by this one, until Kyle did a bit of research:

The cabinet shape is clearly Game Plan Inc. The design on the kick
  panel are  two cartoon dragons from the game "Kaos". But dedicated Kaos
  machines had a much darker color scheme than what is shown here. The color scheme
  matches that of an earlier Game Plan game... Enigma II. (But that dragon kick
  panel art doesn't match)... The screen glass is from "Pot Of Gold". My guess
  is that:

Game Plan originally had a darker color scheme for Kaos, and then
  changed it part way through the run (maybe the original color of paint became
  unavailable?). Some operator bought a Kaos in 1981 with that lighter
  color scheme, and then converted it in 1983 to Pot Of Gold (hence the
  screen glass). Then when THAT game tanked also, it was finally converted
  into PacLand. Crazy.

    I'll buy THAT for a dollar!






    Contestant #12:   Cobra Command/Mach 3.






    Contestant #13:    Simply Solitaire/TRON. Oh, the humanity!! Chuck S. got this one at the April 28, 2001 Indy auction:

For $5 I got that Simply Solitaire that was a Tron in it's former life. That cab got
  stripped and cut up out in the lot. The bottom was still wet and crumbling away
  from being in a barn. That game had a 486 computer board and a VGA
  monitor with a Happ serial trackball. The monitor works great, so that was worth
  the effort.

    At least its out of it's misery now!





    Contestant #14: Fighters History/Defender. Yes, Williams to JAMMA. Ugh.

    Remember, your vote counts, so place it in my mailbox, arcade@madocowain.com!
 
 


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